Метка: английский юмор

Home. Place to feel safe, to feel like you belong. To have people who care. To have people who listen to your problems. A place you live. A place where you aren’t rejected for who you are.

Bad handwriting since school? Becоme a doctor!

I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they are like:
— Hey, what are you doing here?
and I’m just like:
— Oh you know, hunting elephants.

Funny
Six feet (as measurement, unit) = 12 inches = ~182 cm.
Six feet (as plural of foot) = every insect has them

Adult
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

It’s a noun (n), not a verb (v)!
When you eat breakfast (n), you break (v) the fasting you have done since the day before. When you ate breakfast (n) yesterday, you broke (v) the fasting from the night before

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.

Funny definition: Diet — eating food that makes you sad.

Лингвисты называют такое словосложением 🙂
Cellular (мобильник) + selfish (эгоистичный, самовлюблённый) = cellfish