Home. Place to feel safe, to feel like you belong. To have people who care. To have people who listen to your problems. A place you live. A place where you aren’t rejected for who you are.
Метка: смешное
Motivation
Motivation not found…
That thing in the back of your mind that drives you, no matter what seems to be stacked against you… Motivation.
Handwriting
Bad handwriting since school? Becоme a doctor!
Supermarket
I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they are like:
— Hey, what are you doing here?
and I’m just like:
— Oh you know, hunting elephants.
Six feet guys
Funny
Six feet (as measurement, unit) = 12 inches = ~182 cm.
Six feet (as plural of foot) = every insect has them
Adult
Adult
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Past tense of breakfast?
It’s a noun (n), not a verb (v)!
When you eat breakfast (n), you break (v) the fasting you have done since the day before. When you ate breakfast (n) yesterday, you broke (v) the fasting from the night before
8 hours of sleep
I finally got 8 hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
Diet
Funny definition: Diet — eating food that makes you sad.
Cellfish
Лингвисты называют такое словосложением 🙂
Cellular (мобильник) + selfish (эгоистичный, самовлюблённый) = cellfish