It’s a bit risky to talk about colors today, so we better won’t.
Category: юмор
Английский юмор отличается от других. Он часто построен на игре слов (каламбур). Дело в том, что в английском языке есть много слов, которые имеют несколько значений. В каламбурах также используют омофоны. Это слова, которые звучат одинаково, но имеют разное написание и значение.
Чтобы понимать каламбуры, нужно знать как можно больше таких слов. В наших английских диктантах для каждого омофона есть картинка, чтобы вам было проще их запоминать.
Понимание английского юмора – показатель действительно хорошего уровня владения языком.
Dolphinately
Explanation: it’s a play on words with whale (will) and dolphinately (definitely) having somewhat similar sounds.
Will you be my Valentine? Definitely.
Planners
Apple is planning on releasing a car…
it will have Windows.
A-Dora-Bowl
— Get it?
— Yeah
— What does it mean then?
— Mexican
Home
Home. Place to feel safe, to feel like you belong. To have people who care. To have people who listen to your problems. A place you live. A place where you aren’t rejected for who you are.
Handwriting
Bad handwriting since school? Becоme a doctor!
Supermarket
I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they are like:
— Hey, what are you doing here?
and I’m just like:
— Oh you know, hunting elephants.
Six feet guys
Funny
Six feet (as measurement, unit) = 12 inches = ~182 cm.
Six feet (as plural of foot) = every insect has them
Adult
Adult
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Past tense of breakfast?
It’s a noun (n), not a verb (v)!
When you eat breakfast (n), you break (v) the fasting you have done since the day before. When you ate breakfast (n) yesterday, you broke (v) the fasting from the night before